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He Said Quotes by Bill Maher
- Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer. You know, i…
- The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after…
- Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time…
- Ted Cruz, of course, was furious that the big storm back east shut down the government. He said, 'That my job!' But you know, there…
- That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of my…
- Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on…
- A Republican Congressman, Rep. Chris Lee, was caught flirting with a woman trolling for dates on Craigslist and sent her a shirtless photo of himself.…
- Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned…
- In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So, the…
- Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me…
More He Said Quotes
- When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said,… — Joe Biden
- Every Republican's voted for it. Look at what they value and look at their budget and what they're proposing. Romney wants to… — Joe Biden
- When people say, you know, 'Good teacher,' 'Prophet,' 'Really nice guy'... this is not how Jesus thought of Himself. So you're left… — Bono
- What I learned most from my father wasn't anything he said; it was just the way he behaved. He loved his work… — Jeff Bridges
- It never bothered me when people would say, 'You only win championships because you're playing with Shaq.' It bothered me when he… — Kobe Bryant
- A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their… — Samuel Butler
- So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. — Frank Carson
- As a father, I always want my son to be perfect. When he was young, I tried to train him in martial… — Jackie Chan
- All the working-class people could feel a Malcolm X. They could hear Malcolm X, and two weeks later they could whisper back… — John Henrik Clarke
- In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I… — Hillary Clinton
- Paul never developed a negative attitude. He picked his bloody body up out of the dirt and went back into the city… — John Hagee
- I received a letter just before I left office from a man. I don't know why he chose to write it, but… — Ronald Reagan