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- Jeb Bush gave a speech yesterday. He had a pretty rough time. He accidentally said that ISIS has 200,000 men instead of… — Jimmy Fallon
- No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose,… — George Lopez
- He was afraid that the secrets she'd kept would always be here, inside him, an ugly malignant thing lodged near enough to… — Kristin Hannah
- The hot dog was invented in 1903 by Jonathan Hotdog when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his… — Green Monk