He Accidentally Quotes
- Jeb Bush gave a speech yesterday. He had a pretty rough time. He accidentally said that ISIS has 200,000 men instead of 20,000, and then… — Jimmy Fallon
- No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next… — George Lopez
- He was afraid that the secrets she'd kept would always be here, inside him, an ugly malignant thing lodged near enough to his heart to… — Kristin Hannah
- The hot dog was invented in 1903 by Jonathan Hotdog when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his dick-shaper machine. — Green Monk