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Half Quotes by Dave Barry
- A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were…
- Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of…
- Excellence is THE trend of the '80s. Walk into any shopping mall bookstore, go to the rack where they keep the best-sellers such as Garfield…
- Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]....If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies,…
- When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm…
- A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before
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- I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I… — David Attenborough
- There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened. — Mark Twain
- I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored. — David Attenborough
- Wilson was once asked how long it took him to write a speech. He answered, 'That depends. If I am to speak… — Woodrow Wilson
- I struck out with two men on base. I was so angry, so frustrated, I turned and without even thinking about it,… — Bo Jackson
- These stupid peasants, who, throughout the world, hold potentates on their thrones, make statesmen illustrious, provide generals with lasting victories, all with… — Stephen Crane
- I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him. — Teresa of Avila