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Guys Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
- My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
- This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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