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Guys Quotes by Green Monk
- Guys, I had nothing to live for, but then I got a discount on my Cellphone bill.
- There are two greatest days in a guys life.... The day he was BORN..... and the day he discovered PORN...
- LADIES: You should never beg for a guys commitment to you . If he wants you, he'll do whatever it takes to prove it to…
- Ladies, if you're ugly get a bunch of tattoos. They're hot and it'll distract guys from your fucked up face.
- I wonder if fat guys leave their shirts on when they fuck?
- Ladies: guys wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging.
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