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Guy Quotes by Emo Philips
- New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He…
- I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.
- I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I…
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