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Guy Quotes by Daniel Tosh
- Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just…
- That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.
- I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a room. You know…
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