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As children, our imaginations are vibrant, and our hearts are open. We believe that the bad guy always loses and that the tooth fairy sneaks… — Yehuda Berg
It may come as a surprise, but Frou Frou was really like a kind of little holiday from my own work. Guy and I, we… — Imogen Heap
I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet… — Bill Hicks
I don't like the typical good-looking guy. I know this sounds ridiculous, but I like guys with love handles. When he doesn't care 100 percent… — Tara Reid
Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know… — Jay Leno
President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift today, a huge rose garden. Where would he get that? — Jay Leno
It's my first sort of commercial attempt, but it made sense for me because I'm not that kind of guy and I'm not going to… — Leonardo DiCaprio
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of… — George Carlin
Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I… — Unknown Author
There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example — Unknown Author
A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see that special guy in an elevator and he is fat… — Phyllis Battelle
Firstly, there is no such person as Death. Second, Death's this tall guy with a bone face, like a skeletal monk, with a scythe and… — Neil Gaiman
Off the field I like to go out, but not too much. I love to dress well, love Italian fashion. And I like to eat… — Ronaldo
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in… — Chris Rock
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first… — Bill Watterson
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. — Unknown Author
What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews? — Ellen DeGeneres
Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material. — Unknown Author
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings. — Ed Gardner
Say good-bye to Pat, say good-bye to Jack and say good-bye to yourself, because you're a nice guy. — Marilyn Monroe

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