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A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back! — Unknown Author
I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it. — Unknown Author
I play a guy who believes he's a king. He's the most common man in the world; in fact his family, like his suits, are… — James Caan
I remember having an argument with Alan, I said the Queen's not just going to call the guy up and send him out to do… — Eddie Campbell
Doing these parts is not fun. It's challenging, but no fun. It's creepy. I would rather play the guy that throws the touchdown pass and… — Alec Baldwin
I got off on the fact that a guy would be so into me from the get-go without really knowing me. That's probably why I… — Christina Applegate
He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald. — Marlon Brando
And then we've got Blades of Glory, and we've got Brothers Solomon, and I've got a script in development with this guy Chuck Martin who… — Will Arnett
That doesn't mean you have to have the lowest costs in the industry to succeed. But you need to make sure the activities and product… — Gerard Arpey
I'm a smart guy, I know the history of this issue and why people care about it. — Gregg Easterbrook
There's this perception sometimes around here that I'm this Hollywood guy. — Harry Anderson
In a certain sense, this guy - who is one of the most evil people in the book - he's not really that bad at… — Kevin J. Anderson
Usually you're in movies with a lot of dissolves and things, but this was kind of quick, more jarring than usual. I thought it would… — Dennis Farina
I really want to make this the last stop of my career. I don't want to be a vagabond, so to speak, and be traveling… — Jeff Garcia
Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign. — Chevy Chase
When one guy undermines the other, it only causes trouble, and the team isn't successful. It's very important for both of us to accept our… — Ed Belfour
Just recently up in Utah, some guy got 55 years for selling an ounce of pot to an undercover agent. — Tommy Chong
You go back to the start of time. One cave guy was fighting another cave guy because his club was bigger than his or his… — Dale Earnhardt
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a… — Roseanne Barr
The Joker is the kind of guy who will come up with a plan to kidnap a scientist and have them create a super-pheromone that… — Unknown Author

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