Guy Quotes
8437 quotes by 4261 authors
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Dear crush,don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on christmas eve after all you were on my wish…
— Corey Chevier
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Girls, If a guy only want you for your breast, thighs and legs! Take him to KFC where he can have all the breast, thighs…
— Vanity_LEO
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Its a sweet thing for a guy to say, I love you even though he doesnt mean it. However, the sweetest thing he can say…
— Superman
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No girl believes she's beautiful until a guy comes along and makes her feel like she is.
— Unknown Author
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Dear diary: I was called by a guy telling me to stop seeing his girlfriend: then the question I asked was which one is yours…
— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
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I texted this guy and I said it was his ex girlfriend even though I never dated him. He won't really talk to me and…
— Cowgirl_Haley
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A girl can like a guy for a minute and remember him forever. A guy can like a girl for a minute and forget her…
— Superman
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Find a guy who would jump fences to be with you, not a guy who is on the fence about being with you.
— Superman
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An ordinary guy who caters to me and is always by my side is better than a prince who waves to me from the top…
— Wonderful Life
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The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall when he doesnt have an intention of catching her.
— Superman
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It doesnt matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect, as long as they are perfect for each other.
— MJ Korvan
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You wanna talk about stress? And the heart left hangin from a string like a necklace? Im the guy that youve been warned not to…
— Grieves
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A smart guy will open your mind, a good looking man will open your eyes, but a gentleman will open your heart.
— Superman
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Ladies, if a guy sticks his thumb in your ass durning doggystyle, don't get mad, we're just giving you a thumbs up.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Crying over a guy :( Nahhhh pick up your tiara princess it's falling
— Leeteya
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I think he's a pretty nice guy is the official slogan for the friend zone.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I'm a mess when it comes to you I've got no inhibitions whatsoever it's true I'm not the kinda girl who hangs around like this…
— Treasure:)
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This guy told me that playing the guitar is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's…
— Nikhil Saluja
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Being a girlfriend is not just about being beautiful and attractive for your guy. Its not just about letting him chase you, letting him do…
— Kayla
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Having a guy dump you and say We can still be friends Is like having your mom say Your dog died but you can still…
— Ritu Ghatourey
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