"What would bug a guy from the Taliban……" — Ellen DeGeneres

"What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?"

— Ellen DeGeneres

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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres has 247 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But…
It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which…
I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in…
You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop…
The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your…
It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you…
I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.

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More Bug Quotes

This quote is filed under Bug Quotes, one of 196 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

I'm empathetic to a fault. I really do - embarrassingly enough - tear up when someone squishes a bug in… — Kristen Bell
Indeed, most magicians catch the bug as kids. My first audience was my family in Long Island. My first 'assistant'… — Criss Angel
Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free — Bill Gates
We don't care what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say. — Brandon Prust
She is a water bug on the surface of life. — Gloria Steinem
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him… — Sarah Jessica Parker
The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch… — Mark Twain
It has long been a bug bear of mine... it needs to change, very simply. — Lucinda Creighton
It helps to resign as the controller of your fate. All that energy we expend to keep things running right… — Anne Lamott
When the moon shall have faded out from the sky, and the sun shall shine at noonday a dull cherry… — William Jacob Holland
Sometimes I feel a strange exhilaration up here which seems to come from something beyond the mere stimulus of flying.… — Guy Murchie
Part of it is, I think, just to let people know you've got a record out there and that you're… — Steve Earle

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