"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in……" — Ed Gardner
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings."
More Bleeding Quotes
- What makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you're… — Lewis Black
- Like getting into a bleeding competition with a blood bank. — Richard Branson
- Some people are afraid of what they might find if they try to analyze themselves too much, but you have… — Tori Amos
- The violence betwen women is unbelievable. Women try to make each other crawl so that their knees are bleeding. — Tori Amos
- Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole. — George Carlin
- One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa. — Mac O'Grady
- I wonder that we Americans love our country at all, it having no limits and no oneness; and when you… — Nathaniel Hawthorne
- Some people like to live without too much risk. They're satisfied leading a safe existence. This attitude of caution infiltrates… — Tom Platz
- Erosion, desertification, and pollution have become our lot. It is a weird form of suicide, for we are bleeding our… — Gerald Durrell
- All vital praying makes a drain on a man's vitality. True intercession is a sacrifice, a bleeding sacrifice. — John Henry Jowett
- Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we… — Natalie Goldberg
- Your afflictions may only prove that you are more immediately under the Father's hand. There is no time that the… — Robert Murray M'Cheyne