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My daughter has a problem picking things up in her room. So if you leave your clothes on the floor, we put them in a… — Madonna Ciccone
A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever.… — Jon Stewart
When my friends and I would act out movies as kids, we'd play the guys' roles, since they had the most interesting things to do.… — Geena Davis
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude,… — Mitch Hedberg
This one guy, the worse guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician and… — Dave Attell
The biggest danger for a politician is to shake hands with a man who is physically stronger, has been drinking, and is voting for the… — William Proxmire
At Waco, was there really an urgency to get those people out of the compound at that particular time? Was the press going to make… — Clint Eastwood
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays. — Stephen Colbert
There's no such thing as a good gun. There's no such thing as a bad gun. A gun in the hands of a bad man… — Charlton Heston
Nice guys may appear to finish last, but usually they are running a different race. — Ken Blanchard
Effeminate men intrigue me more than anything in the world. I see them as my alter egos. I feel very drawn to them. I think… — Madonna Ciccone
As a physician and as a pilot, I think it lets me be a pretty good translator having one foot in the medical world and… — David M. Brown
See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer. — Mickey Lolich
Singer Cilla Black's introduction to homophobic bullying occurred during a visit from Billy, a dear childhood friend. Sharing a room with Ms Black's boyfriend, Billy… — Cilla Black
I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife. — Mike Greenwell
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle. — Bill Peterson
Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out… — Lewis Blaine Hershey
Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?' — Jack McMahon
Your job is to point that rifle into the other guy's face and shoot him dead. — Matthew Ridgway
I don't like to travel as much as I have in the past, but it's good for my soul to get to pick, especially with… — Earl Scruggs

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