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I was a skinny, scrawny guy. I stuttered horrendously, couldn't speak at all. I was a very shy, reserved player and a very shy, reserved… — Bill Walton
I'm a football guy at heart; maybe I should have played football for a living instead, because I play a lot of football videogames, I'm… — Jason Kidd
I'm not going to emphasize the sky-hook as much as work with the specific skills of the guys. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
That's what makes it so fun to be on a team. You're sitting at your house, thinking up this wild, crazy stuff as to how… — Bill Walton
We don't have selfish guys here, which sometimes leads to problems. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
You know when I played, you had me and Kevin (McHale) and some others throughout the league. I think it's good for a fan base… — Larry Bird
So you're dealing with a coach, and you're dealing with a guy who's actually experienced NBA basketball from a player's perspective and actually goes about… — Kevin Garnett
I had a feeling it was gonna work out because not only did I enjoy the music and hit it off with the guys, but… — Ace Frehley
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right? — Conan O'Brien
When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn't have any money and I was living in my car. I… — Thomas Jane
Is it adultery if I'm committing it at one end of a guy and he's committing it at the other end of that same guy? — Dan Savage
I would probably list myself as mostly straight. I've met guys all the time that I'm like, Damn, that's a good-looking guy, you know? I've… — Josh Hutcherson
So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is that why the… — Aziz Ansari
I want to be a guy, but I want to wear a lot of makeup. — Gwen Stefani
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with… — Jack Handey
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse. — George Carlin
When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back. — Yogi Berra
Probably the most badass guy who ever lived on this planet! — Bruce Lee
Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when… — Merrill Markoe
People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap, at least you get the… — David Brooks

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