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My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. — Tim Heidecker
My brain must have felt sorry for me, so it'd created the only type of guy I could touch - a fantasy one. — J. Lynn
I used to get really pissed off that my life was so dictated by when this Jesus guy was born and when he was dying… — Tori Amos
There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you. — George Carlin
Donohue: "It is Christianity that [Manson] hates, and it is Catholicism that he hates most of all. This guy is at war with Christ." Manson:… — Marilyn Manson
He's a great writer. If I didn't think so I wouldn't have tried to kill him... I was the champ and when I read his… — Ernest Hemingway
We would love to have Gary down here. He's still tenacious on defense, and I know he still wants [a title]. And I'm the only… — Shaquille O'Neal
The guy said NBA players are one in a million, ... I said, 'Man, look, I'm going to be that one in a million. — Kobe Bryant
Man, meeting Michael Jordan for me was like.. black Jesus walking towards me. It was overwhelming to me to finally meet the guy I've looked… — LeBron James
We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do. — Charles Barkley
Adrian Dantley is a guy that I looked at . . . on how to maneuver my body around. — Charles Barkley
When you read the book you see that these guys aren't holding any punches. They're straightforward. They're honest. They're giving you their honest opinion. — Charles Barkley
I don't mind being called tough, since I find in this racket it's the tough guys who lead the survivors. — Curtis LeMay
I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air. — Norm Sloan
You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right. — Charles Barkley
If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard,… — Charles Barkley
I love the weather, I love my '63 droptop Impala, I love the 405, and I love my guys. — Kobe Bryant
This is an award I couldn't have won on my own. I can't thank these guys enough. These are my guys, these are my brothers. — Kobe Bryant
I know I'm the guy others will lean on. — Tim Duncan
I wanted to the best player in the state - [the best] the area has ever seen. That's always been my goal. Guys like Elgin… — Kevin Durant

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