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A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead. — Jay Leno
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. — Dan Castellaneta
How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat… — Louis C. K.
Nothing is more beautiful than a beautiful girl who does not pretend to be something she is not. A girl who is down to earth… — Wiz Khalifa
Don't ever let a guy make you feel ugly, cause no matter what... you're beautiful with him or without him. — Wiz Khalifa
It's not attractive when girls get super skinny. Guys don't like it. Gils don't like you as much. You lose some happiness when that's all… — Hilary Duff
I'm a guy who gets more out of life than some people - more out of one big breath of fresh air than most people… — Vince McMahon
There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of… — A. Whitney Brown
Ten years from now I plan to be sitting here, looking out over my land. I hope I'll be writing books, but if not, I'll… — John Grisham
I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet. — Cynthia Nixon
I think the guys who are really controlling their emotions ... are going to win. — Tiger Woods
Abuse of power isn't limited to bad guys in other nations. It happens in our own country if we're not vigilant. — Clint Eastwood
Jesus does not divide the world into the moral "good guys" and the immoral "bad guys". He shows us that everyone is dedicated to a… — Timothy Keller
It took Einstein ten years of groping through the fog to get the theory of special relativity, and he was a bright guy. — James C. Collins
You can use a biography to examine political power, but only if you pick the right guy. — Robert Caro
What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy? — George H. W. Bush
Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a… — Mitch Hedberg
I don't think any religion makes any sense and I think people who are into that are really getting duped, and I don't think Judaism… — Howard Stern
Having kids has been great for me. I have two beautiful step- kids, as well as my own new daughter. They've really helped me to… — Matt LeBlanc
I'd like to think I'm a normal sort of guy, but go to my mum and she'll probably say, 'You know,Chris was always the daughter… — Chris Hemsworth

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