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Sir Guy Campbell's classic account of the formation of the links, beginning with Genesis and moving step by step to the thrilling arrival of 'tilth'… — Alistair Cooke
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is… — Bob Hope
Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now. — Alice Cooper
It's the most humbling sport ever. It's like a lousy lover. It's like some guy who's never there when you need him. Every once in… — Dinah Shore
That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when… — Fuzzy Zoeller
First of all, it's a curse. Voodoo. As soon as a guy gets put on the cover of The Hockey News, it's like Sports Illustrated.… — Dean Lombardi
Hey, bro...So there's like 7,000 paparazzi outside. Maybe two of you guys can roll over, and one of you can grab the Ferrari, and then… — Adam Levine
You are the guy who'll decide where to go. — Dr. Seuss
Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of… — Ralphie May
I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too. — Shaquille O'Neal
Think of a single problem confronting the world today. Disease, poverty, global warming... If the problem is going to be solved, it is science that… — Bill Bryson
MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car - I forget what… — Jack Handey
The Englishman wants to be recognized as a gentleman, or as some other suitable species of human being; the American wants to be considered a… — Louis Kronenberger
I believe that with the advent of acid, we discovered a new way to think, and it has to do with piecing together new thoughts… — Ken Kesey
The name of the game is to talk to people. If you don't talk to people, you can't get started...You knock on twenty doors or… — Cesar Chavez
The picket line is the best place to train organizers. One day on the picket line is where a man makes his commitment. The longer… — Cesar Chavez
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. — William J. Clinton
Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and… — George Carlin
My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before… — Dennis Miller
I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want… — Jessica Alba

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