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Guilty Quotes by Jack Handey
- I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of…
- I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of this. When I…
- I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker…
More Guilty Quotes
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt
- Well, I'm having a good time. Which makes me feel guilty too. How very English. — David Attenborough
- He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his… — Samuel Adams
- In terms of asking questions, I plead guilty. I ask a hell of a lot of questions. That's my job. — Dick Cheney
- Happiness is the death of the ego. If you want to remain a separate entity from existence as almost everybody is trying… — Rajneesh
- Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man's wife, but if it is… — Saint Augustine
- I often feel very guilty because of the time that I spend outside of my home and the little time that sometimes… — Antonio Banderas
- The woman who purposely destroys her unborn child is guilty of murder. With us there is no nice enquiry as to its… — Saint Basil