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Got Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- The Olympics is my favourite sporting event. Although I have a problem with that silver medal. When you think about it, you win the gold…
- If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
- We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.
- Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all…
- The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army…
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