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Got Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in…
- I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.
- Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
- What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.
- I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a…
- Kids have little computer bodies with disks that store information. They remember who had to do the dishes the last time you had spaghetti, who…
- Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on…
- Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.
- We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're…
- There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, 'Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams.' Then they put…
- He opened the jar of pickles when no one else could. He was the only one in the house who wasn't afraid to go into…
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