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Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, being tall,…
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Daniel Tosh has 97 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
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I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least…
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I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.
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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
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I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
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Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch…
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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making…
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Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.
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The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can…
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Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making…
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There were a lot of times where there was a great deal of fodder recorded and played, because there was a market…
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But, then again, I wouldn't call myself an indie-rock supporter even if there are some really good bands out there and there…
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The English scene got more media attention with their emphasis on fashion, with the safety pins and all. There were some really…
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Conway Twitty was always our local hero while I was growing up. He had a series of good bands. I wanted to…
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Good bands you can kind of lose, then come back and realize they're still good.
— Marisha Pessl
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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
— David Cross
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Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians.
— Henry Rollins
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