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Good Quotes by Jay Leno
- Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time…
- Saddam Hussein is dead, and Osama bin Laden is dead. If you’re Moammar Gadhafi, living in exile is starting to sound really good.
- Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.
- The White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that,…
- President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have…
- According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good…
- The FCC is considering lifting the ban on cellphone calls on planes. The good news is you'll be able to make calls during your flight.…
- A Democratic congressman said that he worries that the IRS scandal might have a chilling effect on the IRA and that they might be afraid…
- A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise…
- I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little…
- In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.
- Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran…
- With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat…
- Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran…
- Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.
More Good Quotes
- If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her. — Nikhil Saluja
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can it either… — Hannah Arendt
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. — Aristotle