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Good Quotes by Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
- Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
- Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.
- First, a few words about this title. It isn't easy, coming up with book titles. A lot of the really good ones are taken. Thin…
- I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to…
- Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information which is…
- You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk, which is responsible…
- It is a good idea to 'shop around' before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence…
- Without good grammar, the United States would have lost World War II.
- But that's kind of an easy stance to be if you're a humor columnist, because you're tending to make fun of the government and the…
- I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.
- I liked making people laugh, and I decided I was an atheist early on. My Dad was all right with that. We argued about it…
- Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal
- Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.
- One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night of drinking, a…
- What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar. For example, I could say: Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow,…
- Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good…
- The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form…
- But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So thanks to me…
More Good Quotes
- Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself. Give yourself peace of mind. You deserve to be happy. You… — Hannah Arendt
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. — Hannah Arendt
- Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can it either… — Hannah Arendt
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams