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Going Quotes by Dave Barry
- Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the…
- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
- We're wild horses. We're going to eat your food, knock down your tent and poop on your shoes. We're protected by federal law, just like…
- If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percentage of your income, and you wouldn't have to fill out any…
- Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.
- ...Terry Jackson, who is the Miami Herald's automotive writer and TV critic. That's correct: This man gets paid to drive new cars AND watch television.…
- If he (The New York Taxi Driver) talked to me, he might lose his concentration, which would be very bad because the taxi has some…
- All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you subscribe to the…
- Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the…
- Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For…
- You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits…
- Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly.…
- The United States tried, by depressing the clutch of diplomacy and downshifting the gearshift lever of rhetoric, to remain neutral, but it became increasingly obvious…
- There's nothing wrong with enjoying looking at the surface of the ocean itself, except that when you finally see what goes on underwater,you realize that…
- Sir,†James asked, “what are we going to do?†“We’re going to look for water,†said Alf. “And food?†said Tubby Ted. “Water first,†said…
More Going Quotes
- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- I believe that the whole idea of the consumer society is tottering. We've kept ourselves going by producing more and more goods,… — Paul Auster
- I'm going to insult a whole industry here, but it seems like TV is for people who can't do film. I'm not… — Kevyn Aucoin
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- Dreams are what keep us going when real life lets us down. — Nishan Panwar
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- A lot of punk rock is not going to be in the mainstream. It's below the radar. The beauty of it is… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Cameramen are among the most extraordinarily able and competent people I know. They have to have an insight into natural history that… — David Attenborough