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- President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money.
- Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
- Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did…
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