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Girls Quotes by Daniel Tosh
- You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"
- Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of…
- The dumb blonde stereotype only applies to girls. Blond guys aren't dumb, they are evil like in The Karate Kid or WWII.
- My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.
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