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- So what? A lobbyist cheated Indian tribes out of $25 million then laundered their money through phony Christian charities trying to stop other Indian tribes…
- That’s why our TVs are brimming with so much hot man-on-pan action. You can’t channel surf for long without seeing turkey getting stuffed over and…
- Used books are the sluts of the literary world. Passed around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until…
- Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.
- I'm getting angry at liberals.
- Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.
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