"Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead……" — Stephen Colbert
"Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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The awful importance of this life is that it determines eternity.
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Cartoonist was the weirdest name I finally let myself have. I would never say it. When I heard it I…
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Occasionally, when I get mad at a woman, I'll do some great, awful painting about her.
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I had some money, I made the best paintings ever. I was completely reclusive, worked a lot, took a lot…
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When friendship disappears then there is a space left open to that awful loneliness of the outside world which is…
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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the…
— Aeschylus
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America is built around this premise that you can do it, and there are an awful lot of people who…
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Convictions, in the end, they can be dangerous, but a world without them is just kind of an awful kind…
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Yes, war is hell. It is awful. It involves human beings killing other human beings, sometimes innocent civilians. That is…
— John O. Brennan
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I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the…
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An awful lot of England is slowly eroding, in ways that I find really distressing, and an awful lot of…
— Bill Bryson
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We should so provide for old age that it may have no urgent wants of this world to absorb it…
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