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- Women fake headaches to get out of sex with a man, and a man will risk getting a Viagra headache to have sex with a…
- No, I did not want the receipt, but now that you've asked, I'm getting suspicious. So yes please I want it.
- Getting a blowjob with a condom on is like leaving your underwear on while taking a shit!
- Four miracles of womanhood: getting wet without taking a shower; bleeding without getting hurt; giving milk without eating grass; and making boneless flesh hard!
- Eating pumpkin cheesecake is like getting a blowjob from a vagina.
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- The beginning of reform is not so much to equalize property as to train the noble sort of natures not to desire… — Aristotle
- Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and that's only expedited by 'Out of sight,… — Hank Azaria
- Two things scare me. The first is getting hurt. But that's not nearly as scary as the second, which is losing. — Lance Armstrong
- It's tough to be a 15- or 16-year-old athlete competing around the country. There's tension, there's media. I had no idea what… — Lance Armstrong
- That's a problem. I mean, like any sort of growing startup organization, we are sort of overwhelmed by our growth. And that… — Julian Assange
- Getting to places like Bangkok or Singapore was a hell of a sweat. But when you got there it was the back… — David Attenborough
- In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. — Lauren Bacall
- Having been a head of state gives you the possibility of getting into places others can't go. — Michelle Bachelet
- I thought if anyone need a leg up, it was our foster children. So, I started getting involved in education reform, and… — Michele Bachmann
- High-level, big-deal publicity has a way of getting old for me, but what never fails to thrill me is when I make… — Joseph Barbera
- Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon
- Actors are hard to photograph because they never want to reveal who they are. You don't know if you're getting a character… — David Bailey