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- As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
- This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never…
- I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.
- Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
- Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
- If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the…
- Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to…
- Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed,…
- You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you
- It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
- I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
- I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
- Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and…
- Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
- Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
- I'm not crazy about reality, but it's the only place to get a decent meal.
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- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
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- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
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