"You get a canoe later and I'll paddle…" — Groucho Marx
"You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you"
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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More Canoe Quotes
This quote is filed under Canoe Quotes,
one of 48 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Every man paddles his own canoe.
— Frederick Marryat
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As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.
— Katharine Hepburn
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Although we are in different boats you in your boat and we in our canoe we share the same river…
— Oren Lyons
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If the family were a boat, it would be a canoe that makes no progress unless everyone paddles.
— Letty Cottin Pogrebin
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What sets a canoeing expedition apart is that it purifies you more rapidly and inescapably than any other travel. Travel…
— Pierre Trudeau
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What does it mean when a man falls in love with a radiant face across the room? It may mean…
— Robert Bly
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The feel of a canoe gunnel at the thigh, the splash of flying spray in the face, the rhythm of…
— Grey Owl
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When I was 88 years old, I gave up meat entirely and switched to a plant foods diet following a…
— Benjamin Spock
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You can't fire a cannon, from a canoe!
— Charles Poliquin
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There is magic in the feel of a paddle and the movement of a canoe, a magic compounded of distance,…
— Sigurd F. Olson
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When a man is part of his canoe, he is part of all that canoes have ever known.
— Sigurd F. Olson
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But there are important calls to both my personal life and professional endeavors about which I am excited to pursue,…
— Unknown Author
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