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Rodney Dangerfield has 185 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you…
— Charles Bukowski
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Life itself is the proper binge.
— Julia Child
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I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.
— Julia Child
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Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god.
— Charles Buck
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
— Phyllis Diller
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
— W.C. Fields
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Cooking is about passion, so it may look slightly temperamental in a way that it's too assertive to the naked eye.
— Gordon Ramsay
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Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.
— Julia Child
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Cooking requires confident guesswork and improvisation-- experimentation and substitution, dealing with failure and uncertainty in a creative way
— Paul Theroux
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...no one is born a great cook, one learns by doing.
— Julia Child
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Before Julia Child there was only onion dip.
— Susan Branch
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