Funny Kitchen Quotes
12 quotes by 9 authors
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Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with…
— Charles Bukowski
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Life itself is the proper binge.
— Julia Child
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I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.
— Julia Child
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Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god.
— Charles Buck
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
— Phyllis Diller
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
— W.C. Fields
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Cooking is about passion, so it may look slightly temperamental in a way that it's too assertive to the naked eye.
— Gordon Ramsay
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Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.
— Julia Child
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Cooking requires confident guesswork and improvisation-- experimentation and substitution, dealing with failure and uncertainty in a creative way
— Paul Theroux
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...no one is born a great cook, one learns by doing.
— Julia Child
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Before Julia Child there was only onion dip.
— Susan Branch
Who Wrote These Funny Kitchen Quotes
9 authors contributed a total of 12 Funny Kitchen Quotes as follows: