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- If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
- Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
- The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
- I'm primarily just an investor.
- The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
- I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
- Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to…
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin