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You Quotes by Scott Adams
- I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and…
- You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even…
- Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.
- There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six…
- You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he…
- If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
- You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
- I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.
- I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'
- The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
- Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working…
- One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about that that keeps…
- Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work…
- Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can…
- When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people…
More You Quotes
- Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself. Give yourself peace of mind. You deserve to be happy. You… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide