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Funny Quotes by Robert Benchley
- I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
- Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
- Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
- Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of
- A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a…
- The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.
- Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
- The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
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