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- This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of…
- A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.
- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn’t make any sense if quoted as…
- But ice-crunching and loud gum-chewing, together with drumming on tables, and whistling the same tune 70 times in succession, because they indicate an indifference on…
- A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket. 'How old's your kid?' the conductor says, and…
- The only cure for a real hangover is death.
- There is something about saying Ok and hanging up the receiver with a bang that kids a man into feeling that he has just pulled…
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