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One Quotes by Robert Benchley
- Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm…
- At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do…
- One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been…
- Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one
- One of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.
- I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar…
- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn’t make any sense if quoted as…
- If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from large…
- A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket. 'How old's your kid?' the conductor says, and…
- Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm…
- Next we come to the bronchial buster, or the man (it is usually a man) who, being in the throes of a terrific throat and…
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- We construct a narrative for ourselves, and that's the thread that we follow from one day to the next. People who disintegrate… — Paul Auster