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Funny Quotes by Penn Jillette
- How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?
- Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.
- 'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.
- A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a…
- Every poker player is smarter than me.
- Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.
- It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.
- There never was a God. 'God is dead' is a halfway measure I won't go with.
- I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin