"I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am…" — Penn Jillette

"I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts."

— Penn Jillette

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227 Quotes by Penn Jillette

Penn Jillette has 227 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The…
The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.
If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and…
People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get…
This I believe: I believe there is no God.
I mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you…
How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or…
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody…
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life…
How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?
The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people,
The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.

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We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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