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Funny Quotes by MJ McGuire
- Preppy from Nineveh
- If only the Titanic had hit a 'dry ice' berg.
- Rome was not built in a day, unlike the Walmart down my street.
- You're only as old as your last Botox treatment.
- A small man can cast a large shadow, especially when a fat man is standing behind him.
- The pen may be mightier than the sword, but no one in Brave Heart carried one.~M.J. McGuire
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin