MJ McGuire Quotes
- Bungee Jumping is like suicide with strings attached!
- If Jonah had gone to Yale...Instead of the gut of a whale...He'd have a diploma...A better aroma...And a nice little condo in Vale.
- Preppy from Nineveh
- If only the Titanic had hit a 'dry ice' berg.
- Rome was not built in a day, unlike the Walmart down my street.
- You're only as old as your last Botox treatment.
- A small man can cast a large shadow, especially when a fat man is standing behind him.
- It takes 2 to tango, but a whole world to Twitter.
- The pen may be mightier than the sword, but no one in Brave Heart carried one.~M.J. McGuire
- Bitterness gives the devil a foothold; forgiveness puts him in a chokehold.