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Funny Quotes by Mitchell Sakundiak
- Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my digits so fuck me crazy !
- One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning, and a lightning…
- Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
- Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your breath smells like…
- It's funny how one person can mean the world to you make you feel so good and so bad so fast, I don't know how…
- Okay fat girls it's called plenty of fish not plenty of whales, and don't take pictures of your face and boobs we don't want to…
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin