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Sex Quotes by Mitchell Sakundiak
- Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my digits so fuck me crazy !
- One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning, and a lightning…
- Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your breath smells like…
- You know what they mean by beauty isn't on the inside right? It means once you're inside her it's beautiful!
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- One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. — Jane Austen
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- Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin
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- I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed… — Antonio Banderas
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- I'm just curious, who's more fit to raise a child? A loving committed same-sex couple or an unmarried 15-year-old with no income… — Ellen Barkin