Mitchell Sakundiak Quotes

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• If your girlfriend was a video game she would be rated E for everyone..
• Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my digits so fuck me crazy !
• A slut is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
• One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning, and a lightning…
• Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
• Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your breath smells like…
• Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police..
• It's funny how one person can mean the world to you make you feel so good and so bad so fast, I don't know how…
• Okay fat girls it's called plenty of fish not plenty of whales, and don't take pictures of your face and boobs we don't want to…
• I swear to god, the next time in nearly asleep and I get a text I'm going to bully and humiliate them with harsh texts!
• You know what they mean by beauty isn't on the inside right? It means once you're inside her it's beautiful!
• If life deals you a shitty hand, bluff the shit out of it!

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