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Funny Quotes by Mindy Kaling
- Best friend isn't a person, it's a tier.
- I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people…
- People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little…
- The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have…
- When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived…
- It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even…
- That's what she said.
- There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
- Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
- Future hipsters will love me ironically.
- Why didn’t you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would…
- He was so popular you could barely look at him without being blinded by cool.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin