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- There are so many distractions you can face as a woman, either with relationships or worrying about, Should I go to this party? or, Should…
- There are little Indian girls out there who look up to me, and I never want to belittle the honor of being an inspiration to…
- Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.
- There are time when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a highly anticipated kissing session.…
- I’ve worked in television for 10 years straight. If I were a man, it wouldn’t be considered strange [to have confidence] at all.
- All I want to do is be a gay icon. I was reading Lady Gaga's twitter, because she has like 12 million followers, or something…
- When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived…
- Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going to eat is…
- I feel like the high-concept shows that have some kind of gimmick tend not to be the hit classic shows of all time.
- I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.
- I was always a silent comedy nerd. I would stay up late and sneak downstairs to watch 'Saturday Night Live' and 'Kids in the Hall,'…
- Growing up, I remember my parents feeling a little wary of 'The Simpsons.' This was the late eighties, and there was a wave of articles…
- I have a great job writing for 'The Office,' but, really, all television writers do is dream of one day writing movies. I'll put it…
- Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke.
- All women love Colin Firth: Mr. Darcy, Mark Darcy, George VI—at this point he could play the Craigslist Killer and people would be like, 'Oh…
- Once I saw Paris Hilton leaving a restaurant in Hollywood and the paparazzi cameras were all over her. It looked so unpleasant. It wasn't because…
- The Internet also makes it extraordinarily difficult for me to focus. One small break to look up exactly how almond milk is made, and four…
- People ask me all the time how I got hired onto the Office. Another common question is how do I manage to stay so down-to-earth…
- When I was a kid, my parents smartly raised us to keep quiet, be respectful to older people, and generally not question adults all that…
- When smart people are nice, it's always terrifying, because I know they're taking in everything and thinking all kinds of smart and potentially judgmental things.
- I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been…
- What? I have a cold. Don’t get a look of terror on your face. The worst that could happen is that you’ll get a cold,…
- If you're a kid who was not especially a star in your high school, I recommend going to a college in the middle of nowhere.…
- I must have been 10 or 11, but anything Dana Carvey ever did, I just really loved. He was on for a long time, I…
- It would be disingenuous of me to blanket-ly love everything a woman has produced simply to make a statement that we're all in this together.…
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- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all acts are… — Hannah Arendt
- The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to… — Hannah Arendt
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle