Mindy Kaling Quotes

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• I would say that my mother is the single biggest role model in my life, but that term doesn't seem to encompass enough when I…
• There are so many distractions you can face as a woman, either with relationships or worrying about, Should I go to this party? or, Should…
• I fall into that nebulous, quote-unquote, normal American woman size that legions of fashion stylists detest. For the record, I'm a size 8 - this…
• I don't want to be skinny. I'm constantly in a state of self-improvement, but I don't beat myself up over it.
• Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.
• Best friend isn't a person, it's a tier.
• There are little Indian girls out there who look up to me, and I never want to belittle the honor of being an inspiration to…
• Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.
• I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.
• There’s a whole list of things I would probably change about myself. For example, I’m always trying to lose fifteen pounds. But I never need…
• I get so worried about girls with body image stuff And I feel like I have been able to have a fun career and be…
• There are little Indian girls out there who look up to me, and I never want to belittle the honor of being an inspiration to…
• I feel the same way about clothes as I do about food. I want everything,
• I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people…
• I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports, I wasn't good at anything artsy, ever. I think there was a…
• I don't want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want…
• There are time when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a highly anticipated kissing session.…
• My mom always used to say, "You can't say I love you before you can say I." And I think that sort of makes sense.
• I have a personality defect where I REFUSE to see myself as an underdog.
• Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them.

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