Best Mindy Kaling Lines
- A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds. Elapses
- I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors. Black
- If I gave my mother a knitted scarf she'd be worried I was wasting my time doing stupid stuff like knitting instead of school work.… Actually Like
- Once I saw Paris Hilton leaving a restaurant in Hollywood and the paparazzi cameras were all over her. It looked so unpleasant. It wasn't because… All
- The Internet also makes it extraordinarily difficult for me to focus. One small break to look up exactly how almond milk is made, and four… All
- If it weren't for my imagination, I would weigh ten thousand pounds. This is because the only way I am able to exercise anymore is… Able
- I kind of killed it in college. You know that saying "big fish in a small pond"? At Dartmouth college, I was freakin' Jaws in… Big
- People ask me all the time how I got hired onto the Office. Another common question is how do I manage to stay so down-to-earth… All
- ..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've built… Afraid
- I initially thought you were ugly, but then you walked closer to me and I realized you were pretty. Closer
- I don’t think it should be socially acceptable for people to say they are “bad with names.” No one is bad with names. That is… Acceptable
- Albums that remind me of my childhood happiness make me incredibly sad now. Albums
- When I was a kid, my parents smartly raised us to keep quiet, be respectful to older people, and generally not question adults all that… Adults
- There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes Asleep
- When smart people are nice, it's always terrifying, because I know they're taking in everything and thinking all kinds of smart and potentially judgmental things. All
- I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful. Cheerful
- Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly. Chubby
- My parents were supportive of my creativity but did not have a lot of patience for whimsy with zero production value. They had stuff to… Creativity
- Future hipsters will love me ironically. Funny
- I didn't completely forget how to be nice or feminine because I have a career. Career
- I do not think stress is a legitimate topic of conversation, in public anyway. No one ever wants to hear how stressed out anyone else… Anyone
- If I’m at a party where I’m not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye. Bye
- In psychology (okay, Twilight) they teach you about the notion of imprinting, and I think it applies here. I reverse-imprinted with athleticism. Ours is the… Applies
- Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler. Amy
- Why didn’t you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would… Any
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